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We're quite proud of ourselves.

These witty little write-ups that exist for the sole purpose of your entertainment don't just happen overnight, you know (just kidding, that's literally exactly how they happen).

Anyhoo, today we decided to crunch the numbers and, since OneDayOnly's glorious inception, we've done over three and a half thousand write-ups.

The reason we tell you this is because we've noticed a marked increase in subscribers over the last little while and we're now 99% sure that some of you aren't just the obligatory friends and family.

So if you're one of the recent sign-ups, we'd like to say welcome and congratulations on your impeccable timing. You wouldn't have seen these deals if you didn't pitch up today.